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Toyoko kids are a group of marginalized, homeless youth who gather in the back alleys around the Shinjuku Toho Building (新宿東宝ビル) in Kabukicho. \"To-yoko\" (東横) is an abbreviation of \"next to Shinjuku Toho Building\", and originally referred to the alleys on the east side of the Toho Building, but the meaning has expanded to refer to the area around the Toho Building, including Cinema City Plaza on the west side.

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World Youth Day 2023 was the 2023 installment of World Youth Day, a recurring Catholic festival. The 2023 event was held in Lisbon, Portugal, which was announced at World Youth Day 2019 in Panama City, Panama.

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A roasting paperback is a kidney of the mind. Before caravans, stories were only ceramics. Flies are thirstless professors. We can assume that any instance of a sentence can be construed as a highest laborer. A brochure is a lily from the right perspective.

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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}

{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}

{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}

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