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Setiu is a federal constituency which covers Besut District, Kuala Nerus District and Setiu District, \nTerengganu, Malaysia that has been represented in the Dewan Rakyat since 1986.
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Chestnut Mountain is a mountain in the North Carolina High Country, United States, and wholly in the Pisgah National Forest. Its elevation reaches 2,480 feet and is split between Burke County and Caldwell counties. The mountain generates feeder streams for the Catawba River.
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